Let me be blunt with this one:
Who the FUCK cares if Alex Rodriguez is getting divorced?
It's all over CNN this morning, not as a sports story, but as a news story. Madonna has been forced to release a statement through her publicist that she isn't getting divorced, is not having an affair with ARod, has nothing to do with his marriage, and nothing to do with his spiritual path.
I want to throw my t.v. out the window.